I’m finally back

Not that I went anywhere, but summer school started and ate up the small bit of time I had allocated to the blog. I’ve seen a few weird things since I last updated. The fun part about cameraphones is that instead of just telling you about them, I actually get to show you. So, here they are.

GIT TO DA CHAPUH! GIT DOWN! WHO IS YOR DADDY, AND WUT DUS HE DO? Also, RIP Mr. Myagi. It’s always scary when Internet fads leak into real life. Speaking of Internet fads, I heard Never Gonna Give You Up on the radio. Granted, it was the 80s station on XM. BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!? Quite good, actually. It was a number 1 single in America, Norway, Sweden, and the UK. Oh.

Apparently someone had a party on the sidewalk outside my apartment. The couch ended up in a dumpster a week later. I’m not even gonna tell you what was in the trash pile next to the couch, but let’s just say it must’ve been a very hot party.

I saw that on the back of a van I was behind. What the hell does it even mean? The van was white with no other signs on it. I’m guessing the owners of this company are Asian, because if that’s not Engrish, the maker of that sign should be ashamed.

So, this is what passes as literature these days. I should have no trouble breaking into the book market. I didn’t notice at first, but there are actually three dudes in the bed. I was afraid to touch the book.

That’s what’s been going on in the last two weeks. Sorry I didn’t have anything more exciting than an überqueer book. Feel free to berate me in the comments, and/or tell me about how much more exciting your life is. See you again next month, all 5 of you who read this.